HolySin
04-04-2003, 12:47:01
Presentation
Please... No f***ing multiplayer, tiring f***ing missions, horrendous f***ing loading, simplistic f***ing menus, and f***ing vulgarity and crudeness that serve no f***ing purpose. Yes! 3.5
Graphics
Functional visuals complete with always welcome physics save small, drab environments, poorly detailed models and undesirable weapons. Oh, I forgot... F***. 7.0
Sound
F***ing voice work is terrible. The protagonist/antagonist sounds like a f***ing wheezy moron. Everyone else, save the always attractive females, are equally lame. It's f***ing redundant, too. 6.0
Gameplay
Wandering and experimenting with the many ways in which a man can die is fun for twelve minutes. After that it's boring, hard and f***ing tedious. Some degree of approachability is there. 5.5
Lasting Appeal
After the novelty wears off, Postal is a boring husk of a game that's far too broken and tired to deserve a reinstall, unless someone doesn't believe you when you mention all the peeing.
2.5
OVERALL SCORE (not an average) 5.5
Sem multiplayer fica foda. E, de acordo com eles, missões chatas, e loading demorado...
http://pcmedia.ign.com/pc/image/postal2_040303_20.jpg
http://pcmedia.ign.com/pc/image/postal2_040303_19.jpg
Please... No f***ing multiplayer, tiring f***ing missions, horrendous f***ing loading, simplistic f***ing menus, and f***ing vulgarity and crudeness that serve no f***ing purpose. Yes! 3.5
Graphics
Functional visuals complete with always welcome physics save small, drab environments, poorly detailed models and undesirable weapons. Oh, I forgot... F***. 7.0
Sound
F***ing voice work is terrible. The protagonist/antagonist sounds like a f***ing wheezy moron. Everyone else, save the always attractive females, are equally lame. It's f***ing redundant, too. 6.0
Gameplay
Wandering and experimenting with the many ways in which a man can die is fun for twelve minutes. After that it's boring, hard and f***ing tedious. Some degree of approachability is there. 5.5
Lasting Appeal
After the novelty wears off, Postal is a boring husk of a game that's far too broken and tired to deserve a reinstall, unless someone doesn't believe you when you mention all the peeing.
2.5
OVERALL SCORE (not an average) 5.5
Sem multiplayer fica foda. E, de acordo com eles, missões chatas, e loading demorado...
http://pcmedia.ign.com/pc/image/postal2_040303_20.jpg
http://pcmedia.ign.com/pc/image/postal2_040303_19.jpg